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STORE NOTICE Three shirts can now be ordered online. Other items are sold at the store. Live worms and bait are sold at the store only. Please do not ask me to mail you a worm. Thank you, The Owner

This website is under construction.

Shirts

This Fish Has a Mortgage T-Shirt Price: $26.00 Ivory T-shirt. Trout illustration on the front. I do not have any further information about the mortgage. Color: Ivory Size: SMLXL2XL ($28.00)3XL ($30.00)4XL ($32.00)

Give a Man a Fish T-Shirt Price: $26.00 White T-shirt. A saying printed on the front. The original saying has been updated for accuracy. Color: White Size: SMLXL2XL ($28.00)3XL ($30.00)4XL ($32.00)

Fish Fear Me T-Shirt Price: $26.00 Grey T-shirt. Bill says this one runs a little large. Color: Grey Size: SMLXL2XL ($28.00)3XL ($30.00)4XL ($32.00)

All shirts: garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, printed to order. Sizes 2XL and up cost a little more.

About the Store

The Worm Ranch Gift Shop has been open since at some point. The store sells live worms, bait, shirts, hats and other items. Worms are sold at the store only. They are not sold online. The store had a Grand Reopening in 1998. A second door was added in a later year. Both doors lead to the gift shop. I run the store. Bill packs the orders. Thank you for visiting.

The store.

Employee of the Month

Congratulations, Bill.
Bill has worked here longer than the second door. Please do not sit in Bill's chair.

Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.)

Q: What can I buy online?

A: The three shirts in the Shirts section. Everything else is sold at the store.

Q: Can I buy worms online?

A: No. Worms are sold at the store only.

Q: Do you ship?

A: Yes. Shirts ship. Worms do not ship. The shipping cost is shown at checkout.

Q: Which door should I use?

A: Either door. Both doors lead to the gift shop.

Q: Where is the bathroom?

A: Please do not ask the staff.

Q: Who will pack my order?

A: Bill.

Q: Is Kyle here?

A: I have been asked not to answer questions about Kyle.

Contact

Contact the Store For questions, please visit the front desk. An email address is coming soon.

Mailing List To join the mailing list, please write your name and address on a piece of paper and keep it somewhere safe. I will let you know.

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The guestbook is not working right now. I will fix it.

Directions to the Store

1. Drive toward the lake.
2. If you can see the lake, you have gone too far. Turn around.
3. Go past the bait cooler.
4. Park anywhere except the spot with the tan truck. That spot is Bill's.
5. Enter through either door.

Map. I drew it myself.

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